A lot of people ask me as the Head of Sales of a big car flag making company if I regret selling products that are not as entirely popular as several other things in the market. People often wonder if I wished that I had gotten myself involved in something that would be considered a need or regular items like emergency tools or household appliances. Personally, I don’t regret anything. I would sometimes be the center of jokes by friends who are involved in more mainstream products. At times, I would be forced to admit that car flags are not as popular or in demand as other car items. After a long time, I got used to all the jokes and found an effective way to survive their attacks by making a detailed list of other possible uses for car flags. Whenever the occasion presented itself for me to announce the list, I’d get both looks of approval and astonishment. Here are some of the other funniest and most functional uses for car flags.
1. Use it to dust your computer keyboard.
2. People with short extremities can use it as a napkin.
3. Swat flies.
4. Use it to know where the wind blows.
5. Create miniature films and use it as a prop.
6. Scratch your back with it.
7. For plugged sink drains.
8. Pet your animals with it.
9. Use it as a javelin.
10. Use it as a back-up gavel.
11. Accessorize your birthday cake.